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One Liners
« on: September 16, 2006, 04:10:22 AM »
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Q: Where should you never take a dog?
A: The ''flea'' market"

Q: How does a dog stop a VCR ?
A: He hits the paws button.

Q: What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
A: That hit the spots!

Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
A: He kept seeing spots.

Q: Why are Dalmatians no good at "Hide and Seek"?
A: They're always spotted.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed Dalmatian.

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A: Cockerpoodledoo!

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a skunk?
A: Rid of the dog!

Q: What do you get if you cross a beagle with bread dough?
A: Dog bisquits

Q: What do you get when you cross a poodle with a chicken?
A:  Pooched eggs!

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: A very nervous mailman.

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!

Q: What breed of dog loves to take a bath? 
A: A Shampoodle

Q: Why did the dog wear a watch?
A: He wanted to be a watch-dog.

Q: What's the difference between a baseball player and his tired dog?
A: The ballplayer wears a complete uniform but the dog only pants!

Q: What dogs make the best librarians?
A:  Hush puppies!

Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

Q: What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?
A: Any kind. A building can't jump!

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!

Q: What kind of dog does a scientist have?
A: A Labratory Retriever!

Q: What did the dog say when he sat on his doghouse?
A:  Roof! Roof!

Q: What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree?
A: Bark!  Bark!

Q: What do grown up dogs say to their puppies?
A: Hush, puppies!

Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Rough! Rough!

Q: What do dogs eat at the movie theater?
A: Pup-corn

Q: What is a dogs favourite dessert?
A: Pup-cakes

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Because he heard someone say "get a long, little doggy".

Q: Why did the man bring his dog to the railroad station?
A: Because he wanted to " train" him!

Executive Director of Karl's Kids Program, Inc.
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